Sweet Dreams

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I have finally learned the ultimate in the difference between men and women. I had a dream I was driving an enormous bulldozer/steamroller contraption. I looked like a little Fisher-Price toy as I straddled the top of it. As I came up the street, I was stuck in a must parallel park situation. Some how, thanks to the miracle of dream technology, I parked it! I was so impressed with myself in that dream. I woke up with a sense of accomplishment. However, when I told my husband the story, he responded, "Did it have a double axel?" Hmmm, did he not just hear I parallel parked a bulldozer?!!!! I guess dream technology does not transfer to reality.

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April said…
What a great blog! I was laughing out loud. Thank you. i will keep reading. April
July 13, 2008 at 6:24 PM
Anonymous said…
I read this early this morning, first laugh of the day! Hilarious. Jen Hardy
July 15, 2008 at 6:04 PM
mindy said…
Kate, I read this a while ago but it has kept coming back to me. Whenever I have to do something difficult I tell myself, "If Kate can parallel park a bulldozer, I can do this!"

So, thank you kate! You are amazing---Keep Dreaming!!!
September 10, 2008 at 7:54 AM
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